Just got back from the DIY store with my video camera

I had to record it: they're selling 3m lengths of wood that are 10cm short!
It's some amateur footage.
(Badum-tish)

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Just gave a lift to this guy

He was halfway through a story about his worldwide adventures when his face became all pixelated
Must have been a glitch-hiker

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My supernatural power:

complaining about swimming pool chlorine levels.
I turn water into whines.

(PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Your daily mirth rations are to be withdrawn for approximately one week while I get spangled with some hippies in a field. This may influence future content)

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I remember the good ol’ noughties

When race hate meant a sharp critique of the London Marathon

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Everyone needs a web site

Especially spiders

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