I tried turning my frown upside-down

But there's a problem:
drinking.

Lucky my glass was half empty.

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On my way here I was stopped at the border

I have a real problem with customs
Like I won't take my shoes off before I enter someone's house
Though I'm never without my lucky bag of heroin

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Recently I became a dog walker

then a dog runner
then a dog chaser
a dog yeller
a dog scraper
a dog hider
then a dog burier
You have to create your own jobs in this economy.

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I like Banksy

so I tried my own graphic stencil art:

Carved a cock and balls into a marris piper.
Dipped it in poster paint.
Start the hype machine now.

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