Robert could make an Olympic sport

of dwelling in his garden, amongst the tools.

Alas, there are few worthy competitors

in the Bobshed.

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Hallmark picket line placards:

'If roses are red, and violets are blue
we want a wage hike, and time off in lieu!'

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My girlfriend's got into this new craft craze:

In bed, during sex, she'll knit a nice scarf.
They call it "make it 'til you fake it".

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