In Auckland I arranged an illegal hookup

Underneath a flickering streetlamp
Powering my campervan

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Fool’s Errant

Take leave of this port
It harbours such fools!
Your current-see spends
Though it barely propels
Your voice though it screams
Ever lost in the breeze

Take leave of this port
With tail as a compass:
You move off with purpose
It points to a concept
A magnet that pushes
Until it attracts
'Til the day the poles flip
You may yearn to live
You may learn to live
With reckless abandon
Of all except hope

Take leave of this port
And a journey of days
It soon turns to years
Of steps turn to leaps and then bounds
Bound off to an unknown frontier
Hidden just beyond
The earth's curvature
Exist newer harbours
Welcoming climates
Where tiniest whispers
They dash out from loose lips
So a wind's mighty currents
Delivers them softly
To each and every eager dedicated ear

There will also be fools.

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I love those rentable scooters you get in cities

Hate riding them, though, they're so dangerous.
So I hired someone to ride it for me too. What a fun day out.
And when they fall off - value.

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A Crude Poem

Stung by the dunny gun
What a dumby dumb
As stories go a funny one
*Not* one he could tell his mum
Stunned - wish that it were numb
Wish he'd gone for number 1!

Stuck with a pain in the anus so heinous no first aid kit could tame this, he'll
but right now
this Brit can't take a shit

No room for reparations, mate
Just grab the preparation H

One bit of luck
Thank fuck
This ruptured butt:
Though may resemble ass rape
Is only pinot bum grapes
(pinot noir - so there you are)

NOT that you asked
but what may end in farce:
Take a pressure washer to yer arse

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Towers dwarf me
In a darkened sky
Could I be a brick?
Not by asking "why?"

Stacks of boxed people
A punctured horizon
And caged
Behind glass
With their 'go to work' eyes on:

Double glazed.
(Though largely unfazed)

Plugged in

Never paused,
since it never abated
Never to wonder
"Am I milked? Do I hate it?"
Never unfed,
Just un-stimulated (if you're paid it negates it)

Towers dwarf me
I sit on their shoulders
Ents for the space age
As tall but not older

This hobbit still has hope
May legs sprout!
but... nope
They're here to stay
Unless - maybe one day
They emerge from the surface
No more phallic hard-ships
Birthed from the flames
As a Transformer phoenix

Destined for planets
they head out to the cosmos
where they

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Moving Object

Wheels spin
Trolley trundles
Drivers' blare
At tourists' bumbles

City life: a whirr-
-ling dervish
Meeting Mind inert-
-ial: skirmish?

Calm lake:
always resolute -
embrace the swell
Holey parachute

floats amid the wind

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